- Following through when an enraged authority figure tells you to "WIPE THAT SMIRK OFF YOUR FACE!"
- Climbing a palm tree
- Having "a happy period," as Always (trademark!) instructs. Periods will only make you happy if you've been irresponsible that month, and even then it's only for like a second.
- Passing the Slurpee machine in 7-11 without sticking your fingers in the melted mess like a fiendish fruit fly*
- Emotional detachment away from someone you've been in love with for almost a year
- Convincing yourself that this was the right decision
*Applies to grade-A Crackheads only.
1 comments:
speaking of authority figures, what is the situation with those things at your school? our practically don't exist?
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