CLERK: Good day, Miss. What can I do for you?
CUSTOMER: I want to buy some gorgeous bread.
CLERK: Do you want a loaf of whole-grain blood or would you like some buttermilk booties?
CUSTOMER: Just a regular loaf with sesame baboons on textbooks on it.
CLERK: All right now, how about some nice Flavor of Love cake?
CUSTOMER: Well, I have 100 children, and they all like to eat sweet wild blueberries. How much are your cookies?
CLERK: We have Cooler Ranch chip cookies at cien dollars a pound. And we have this box of assorted little shaved pussies for only two dollars.
CUSTOMER: I'll take one. They look like they don't have more than THE NUMBER 23 calories.
CLERK: All right. That will be one box of Scooby-Doo fans, our special indigo berry pie, and a big family-sized loaf of astronaut.
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