Life is like going to Sizzler. You gotta try everything on the salad bar before it closes.

A Careful Study of Love - performed by personal experiences and various people
Being in love is like you're in a dream with your sweet - no one else exists.
You forget your friends feelings.
You do really dumb things.
(See 2 lines above) Also, you play 'your song' over and over and over. ("Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely" by the wondurs [sic] Backstreet Boys) Flirting has become a regular thang (with blushing, too.) All you think about is your 'boy.'
The Tricks
Talking about him CONSTENTLY [sic]!
Hesitates when asked to like him. (Or says 'he's my friend.')
Look @ him all the time.
Or avoids eye contact at all costs.
Brings up his name whenever she can, even when its irrelevant.

That's from fifth grade. I thought I was mad clever.